I’ve been laughing for three years over the fact that in ye old England you could chose to have ‘trial by cake’ in which you ate a piece of cake and if you choked you were guilty and if you didn’t you were innocent, and the only time it was used the guy on trial fucking choked and was executed for it
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
I have been thinking that its been largely my fault for trying too hard and rushing him.. and Its not. I mean I was ambitious to say the least, but by the time I expressed my ambitions and my wants from us, we were an established couple. We felt permanent enough.
Before that and even throughout I was sensitive. I was patient. I was understanding and I started out trying to make sure he was ready. I was holding his hand with his baby steps. He took the initiative to tell my mother he was my boyfriend, and even as we walked to his car I asked a handful of times if he was sure, if he meant to say that.. I can’t hold this on myself. I was never perfect but this isnt my fault, and I have to stop telling myself that. I have to stop wondering what I could have done better. I was the best. I am the best, regardless of whether or not I am the best for him. I have to believe that.
And I want to hold it against him and I want to hate him for just changing up on me but I mean.. what’s the point? I hold it against him and I lose one of my closest friends in every way. I’m not down for that. I mean I don’t know about him but he was my best friend before and he’s going to continue.. later. H8 him.
I’m not angry. I’m just sad, really sad, and I hope this ends soon.
i’m bored while doing my latin homework i am this close to translating the opening monologue to star trek into classical latin someone stop me quick
caelum. finito terminalis. is cursus est de commissi navistella. sui legatio quintus-annus - munduses ignotus novus exploro. lux nova et cultus novus sequor. cedo audacius quatenus homonis aput iit.
I have a serious problem.
please whisper this in my ear during sex